New York Subways

Q train

"'Strange thing about the subways in New York,' he said. 'You spit and they fine you twenty-five dollars, but you can throw up for nothing."
Lewis Grizzard, The Grizzard Sampler

"Welcome to New York"

Poster on the East Village

"Every time I fly into New York, I expect the stewardess to say: 'Welcome to New York. Get off the plane at your own risk.'"
Lewis Grizzard, It Wasn't Always Easy, But I Sure Had Fun