Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Hipper




"New York is getting hipper. A drug dealer offered me green angel dust - the pesto - flavored variety." 
Larry Amoros, USA

Monday, May 10, 2021

Rushed Quality




"The fact that everyone in New York is out to achieve something gives it this mad, rushed quality unlike any other place. It is this ambition that has made it what it is, filling the city with everything and anything you may want as an artist. It delivers it at anytime you may feel like it, and in large quantities."
Marco Luccio, Daily Review

Friday, May 7, 2021

Yacht Lifestyle




"Riding the ferry was not a
 'yacht lifestyle.' The bins under the seats were marked LIFE JACKETS but should have been marked A HUNDRED RATS LIVE HERE. The ferry is known for its amazing views of the Statue of Liberty, but it's also a great place to watch a raccoon eat a passenger's leftover meth. And look, the raccoon is reading the New York Post! Cuuuuuuute!"
Colin Jost, A Very Punchable Face