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Saturday, February 22, 2014

Alternate Side of the Street


"In yet another effort to clean up New York City the mayor urged the City Council to pass legislation that would require alternate side of the street urinating."
Dennis Miller, quoted in The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Christmas Carol

Christmas wreaths for sale on Sixth Avenue

"Only in New York is 'Shut the fuck up, some of us work in the morning' considered a Christmas carol."
Dennis Miller, I Rant, Therefore I Am