Showing posts with label robert orben. Show all posts
Showing posts with label robert orben. Show all posts

Friday, December 25, 2015

Christmas Spirit

Christmas decorations at the New York Public Library

"They really have the Christmas spirit in New York. I was in the subway and a sign said: MERRY NO SMOKING AND SPITTING."
Robert Orben, 2100 Laughs for All Occasions

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Impersonal



"New Yorkers are so impersonal, if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!"
Robert Orben, quoted in 2,000 Sure-fire Jokes for Speakers