"Honey, we live in Manhattan. Probably all of us are more likely to be killed by a terrorist than to find love -- or a cab at five p.m. for that matter."
Carolina Aguilera, In the Shadow of the Lighthouse
"For all the excitement and glamour, life in the big city does have its downside. I mean, if you thought Wall Street was full of bullshitters, try having a relationship here."
Tommy (Scott Porter), The Good Guy
"Maybe New York's just too big a town. There's millions of people in this city. How in all this mess is a guy supposed to find the love of his life? I mean, where do you even begin?"
Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor), How I Met Your Mother