"L.A. is like Oz and New York is like Wonderland. In L.A., little men behind curtains fool you with big pictures and in New York, you either feel really big or really small."
Yongsoo Park, Boy Genius
"When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and 72 in Los Angeles."
Neil Simon, Playboy Magazine