Not an Easy City to Live In

Apartment building in Rose Hill

"The only people who are allowed to (bleep) on New York—the only people!—are New Yorkers because we love it, and we love how mad it make us. It's not an easy city to live in. You fight and you claw and you finally get the job of your dreams, and you move in a New York City apartment and you give a little first pump and you say, 'yes!' and then your neighbor pounds on the wall and screams: 'Keep the (bleep) noise down!' And yeah, sure, as a New Yorker I'm willing to admit it smells bad here sometimes. I'd always assumed that's why Tucker Carlson was making that face. Everyone who lives there makes that face at least once a day. And we usually think something like, 'Is that urine or boiled cabbage?'"
Seth Meyers, Late Night with Seth Meyers