Drunk in New York

Mott Street

"One of the things that I truly love about New York is that you have to be a complete and total schmuck to get lost; the entire city is set up like a grid. Even if you realize that you are going the wrong way, all you have to do is turn around and walk in the opposite direction. That is of course, unless you are drunk, and we all were."
Russell Andresen, Memoirs of a Jewish Vampire