"On the way to hospital, my wife was in so much pain that she was on all fours in the backseat of the Uber with her head out the window… screaming, 'I do not like this.' Being very economical with her word choice. Also, in any other city in America, if someone’s yelling, 'I do not like this,' out the window of a car, it is an abduction taking place. In New York City, nobody blinks an eye. See, we weren’t on highways. We were, like, stopped at stop lights. And my wife was screaming, 'I do not like this,' and old women were, like, crossing the crosswalk, saying, 'It’s New York City. Nobody likes it.''
Seth Meyers, Lobby Baby
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