Thursday, November 14, 2013

Sense of Smell

Cigarette butt bin on Third Avenue

"People say the stupidest things sometimes, too. 'Hey, man, you quit smoking, you get your sense of smell back.' I live in New York City, I got news for you: I don't want my fucking sense of smell back. (sniffs) Is that urine? (sniffs) I think I smell a dead guy! Honey, look at that guy! Covered in urine  check this out! Someone just peed on this guy  that's fresh. Just think, if I'd been smoking I never would have found him! (sniffs) A urine-covered dead fella. What are the odds? Thank God I quit smoking. Now I can enjoy the wonders of New York."
Bill Hicks, Love All the People

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