"Rich New Yorkers are the worst. They buy up building for themselves and ruin neighborhoods. They're always inventing new types of dogs that the world doesn't need. And what do they do with their money? They give it to charities to cure malaria in other countries. Well, call me crazy, but I say cure malaria at home first."
Titus Andromedon (Tituss Burgess), The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt