Scandals

"Here in the Big Apple, we love our scandals. They're the oxygen we breathe. Like the spring flowers in Central Park, they bloom across the front pages of our beloved tabloids. Whether it's that mayoral candidate and his sexting, or that governor and his friend with the perfect lady parts, or our president and his second wife-to-be cheating on his first wife, or his third wife-to-be cheating on his second wife, it's a scandal and we love it. And when the scandal fades, we wilt."
Jason Bull (Michael Weatherly), Bull