"The consequence-free nature of giving somebody a shoulder because they're carrying their umbrella too low, and it's only a drizzle, on a crowded street — where else in the world can you get that kind of excitement? That's why everyone in New York is so great. We're a very happy people, because we're constantly dealing with our angst. As soon as we're angry we immediately take it out on a stranger and keep it moving."
Natasha Lyonne, Metro