Monday, December 31, 2012

New Year's Eve in Times Square

New Year's Eve Centennial Ball

"There are only two circumstances where a dropping ball can qualify as a noteworthy event: male adolescence and New Year's Eve in Times Square. Having had no personal experience with the first, I will instead skip to the second and say that if you value your sanity, your extremities, and your bladder, you should find a different place to celebrate the new year."

1 comment:

  1. You probably meant to say Male Infancy, not Adolescence. A boy's testicles usually descend into the scrotum shortly before birth, not during puberty. Sometimes a boy is born before one, or both of his testicles descend. When this happens they will usually descend within the first 6 months of his life.

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