"Here's one of the many great things about New York City. If you don't want to leave the house, you don't have to. You can pay someone to walk your dog. You can pay to have hot meals and your newspaper delivered right to your door. You can also pay people to shop for your shampoo, pick up your dry cleaning, and run other errands. Hell you don't have to get out of bed."
Louise Shaffer, Looking for a Love Story: A Novel