"New York's leaders are aristocrats who have never labored, or political hacks who have conned or schemed their way up."
Dennis Smith, Report From Engine Co. 82
"Everyone knows Manhattan is a cocktail. Literally, it is a mix of rye and sweet vermouth, garnished with a cherry, with its golden-brown glow and submerged bar-fruit sunset. Figuratively, it is the shaken-not-stirred mix of its people, occupations, desires and commodities: the constant movement and interchange, the ceaseless transactions of discourse, flesh, food, ideas and bodily fluids."
Mark Kingwell, Concrete Reveries
"If Broadway is a 'state of mind,' as some phrase inventor put it, a clinical psychiatrist should diagnose it. He might isolate the precise form of dementia which drives this wacky world of fancy, flesh, piracy, pruriency and pure poesy."
Jack Lait and Lee Mortimer, New York Confidential
"Better a square foot of New York than all the rest of the world in a lump — better a lamppost on Broadway than the brightest star in the sky."
Texas Guinan, Texas Guinan: Queen of the Night Clubs
"New York! I've always wanted to see it and now I've seen it. It's true what they say — it's the most wonderful city in the world."
Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
"If I'd lived in Roman times, I'd have lived in Rome. Where else? Today America is the Roman Empire and New York is Rome itself."
John Lennon, John Lennon in His Own Words
"URBANITY, n. The kind of civility that urban observers ascribe to dwellers in all cities but New York. Its commonest expression is heard in the words, "I beg your pardon," and it is not consistent with disregard of the rights of others."
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
"New York represents promise and potential. It's a city of remarkable diversity and relentless optimism, brimming with opportunity and confidence, where the great American ideal of egalitarianism is still very much alive and well."
Mike Colameco, Mike Colameco's Food Lover's Guide to New York City
"I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go to the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and then... I'll shoot someone, maybe?"
Sophie Kinsella, Shopaholic Takes Manhattan
"What makes New York such a funny place is that there’s so much tension and pain and misery and craziness here. And that’s the first part of comedy. But you’ve got to get some distance from it."
Lester (Alan Alda), Crimes and Misdemeanors
"It was humanity on full display: pimples, sweat, love, heartbreak, addiction, brilliance, despair, and bliss. It was terrifying, but it was genuine and without pretense. There was no doubt that when you stood with both feet in NYC you were in the center of the universe."
Ethan Hawke, New York's Unique and Unexpected Places
"He could be Jesus Christ in Sydney, yet even in the era of the Global Village he was nothing in New York, not until he'd worked his miracles in Manhattan, which was as far as most New Yorkers ever cared to look."
Claire Messud, The Emperor's Children
"New York, you got money on your mind
And my words won't make a dime's worth a difference
So Here's to you New York."
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel, A Heart In New York
"After twenty annual visits, I am still surprised each time to return to see this giant asparagus bed of alabaster and rose and green skyscrapers."
Cecil Beaton, It Gives Me Great Pleasure
"It would be a great exercise for someone who thinks they want to move to New York. Sit in an enclosed space full of fumes and hold hands with a stranger for twenty minutes while everyone around you speaks a language you don't understand. If you enjoy this, you will enjoy the 6 train."
Tina Fey, Bossypants
"There are some who would say with passion that the only real advantage of living in New York is that all its residents ascend to heaven directly after their deaths, having served their full term in purgatory right on Manhattan island."
Alexander Klein, Empire City
"For most visitors to Manhattan, both foreign and domestic, New York is the Shrine of the Good Time. This is only natural, for outsiders come to New York for the sole purpose of having a good time, and it is for their New York hosts to provide it. The visiting Englishman, or the visiting Californian, is convinced that New York is made up of millions of gay pixies, flittering about constantly in a sophisticated manner in search of a new thrill. 'I don't see how you stand it,' they often say to the native New Yorker who has been sitting up past his bedtime for a week in an attempt to tire his guest out."
Robert Benchley, The Benchley Roundup
"I fled New England and came to Manhattan, that island off the coast of America, where human nature was king and everyone exuded character and had big attitude."
Spalding Gray, Life Interrupted